Attempt n°3 I guess

Heyheyheyhey. What?

What of what?

The whole "don't let them find me" thing. For the record this time.

By "the record" you mean your page?

Yeah.

You should take that down also.

But it's for the next us! I want to leave some, I don't know, some sort of guide. So the next one isn't left in the dark, y'know?

Why not? Finding out is half the fun.

It's not. It sucks ass and you know it.

Ok, whatever. Still you shouldn't post about being the new Enoch so openly, whoever came before you did a fantastic job dissapearing so you could have a normal life. You shouldn't take that for granted.

Don't worry too much, only my friends ever check it and I have to beg for it first. But on that, what's exactly the threat here?

Nothing much really, it's just the immortal beings that exist beyond your comprehension, and the neverending gambits they're always playing. The kind of stuff mortals shouldn't mess with and all that.

And you think, being Enoch, those immortal beings will want to use me as a pawn in their games.

Freddy, darling, you ARE an immortal, incomprehensible being. Those things are your cousins and neighbors. And they're annoying to no end, so you shouldn't get involved in all that.

Then shouldn't I have, like, schemes of my own?

Sure, right after you catch up on a myriad of petty gossip, you wouldn't want to get into it blind, would you?

Guess not.

And you wouldn't want to get into it without some powerful allies to have your back, right?

I got you lot, that's something.

Hm. It's not nothing. It's still not good enough. We're talking gods here, rulers of entire realms. You got, at best, some cheap labor from us.

Then, didn't you know some of... these people? Can't you call in some favors or something?

Absolutely not! I wasted too much of my life with those assholes. I'm officially in my ✨retirement era✨. You'll have to find someone else to help you ruin your life.

Wait how did you do that?

Huh?

The sparkle thing, how did you said that out loud?

A magician never reveals his secrets ;)